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Humanstuck => Eridan/Sollux => Topic started by: twinArmageddons on March 07, 2014, 03:58:03 PM

Title: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 07, 2014, 03:58:03 PM
The first treatment was sort of anticlimactic, in a way, because Sollux didn't feel gutwrenchingly awful afterwards.  The second one wasn't as nice, though, and after the third, he decided he was never getting out of bed again.  He had thought he'd been exhausted a lot before the chemo, but it was nothing like this.  Even taking the dogs out seemed like a horribly daunting task, and that was a twice daily--at least--activity.

He was also supposed to eat more, which was awful because now he had this lovely undercurrent of vague nausea most of the time, so Eridan had made him a number of easy meals he could just throw in the microwave or even eat cold.  He set his watch to go off to tell him when to eat--he was trying, he really was.

But he'd slept through the last alarm, and it was time for second breakfast and he hadn't even eaten first breakfast, and his hands felt weird and disconnected from his arms somehow, so it wasn't really any surprise to him when he managed to drop the container on the floor, spreading his special high protein breakfast all over the kitchen floor.

He did not have the energy to deal with this.

Three kittens had gone to new homes, but the other two--a large orange one and a small gray one--were happily cleaning the floor for him with their tongues.  Awesome.  And Jojo was whining at the door, his leash in his mouth, and Sollux was in his pajamas and feeling like shit and, nope.  This was too much to deal with any of this.

Still leaning against the kitchen counter, he pulled his phone out of his pocket and dialed up Karkat.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 07, 2014, 04:16:07 PM
"What do you need?" Karkat asked.  He'd disposed of his usual "you're bothering me while I'm trying to do incredibly important tasks" greeting that he usually used when Sollux called.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 07, 2014, 04:17:52 PM
"I'm too tired to take the dogs out and I knocked my breakfast on the floor and the cats are eating it," Sollux said sadly.  "Can you come over?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 07, 2014, 04:30:07 PM
"Oh, shit on toast, of course I'll come over, dumbass," Karkat said.  "I'll be by right away."  Luckily, the kids were in school today.  They were old enough to stay home alone, technically, but he didn't trust them not to graffiti the walls while he was gone.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 07, 2014, 04:33:07 PM
"Thanks," Sollux mumbled.  How pathetic.  He was too exhausted to even fucking argue with Karkat.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 07, 2014, 05:15:37 PM
Karkat knew that Sollux's exhaustion and mood were both normal.  He had read books on this topic, by now.  He thought he was completely prepared.

But every time he saw him, he realized again that he just wasn't.  He had been skinny before, but now he was skeletal.  Without any energy moving him around, he looked like he was about two seconds from dying. 

He used his key to let himself in, and started immediately cleaning off the floor. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 07, 2014, 05:19:40 PM
"KK?"  Sollux was flopped in the armchair, trying to eat something out of a tupperware container.  It was actually sort of nice; the kittens were in the kitchen, helping themselves to breakfast.

Jojo was still doing his peepee dance and decided to try it on Karkat instead, since Sollux wasn't getting up.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 07, 2014, 06:22:37 PM
"I'm going to just take your dogs out while I still have my coat on," Karkat yelled into the other room.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 07, 2014, 06:34:17 PM
"Yeah, all right," Sollux replied.  "Lock the cats in the bathroom or something before they make themselves sick."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 07, 2014, 06:37:20 PM
"Like they'll let me get near them, but I'll try.  I think the one dog's about to unload on the linoleum," Karkat said.  He tried to scoop up a kitten.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 07, 2014, 06:44:53 PM
The kittens skittered about unhelpfully and the dog started to whine.  Sollux put his hands over his face and groaned.  He just couldn't fucking deal with this right now.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 07, 2014, 08:08:59 PM
"Okay, look.  If they eat too much, they'll throw up and I'll have to clean it up.  This dog pisses on the floor, I have to clean it up.  Which do you want me to have to deal with--piss or vomit?  One is pretty much the same as the other, too me, so you can choose," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 07, 2014, 09:07:01 PM
"Just fucking pick one, or you'll have to do both," Sollux snapped, irritated.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 07, 2014, 09:29:49 PM
"Okay.  Okay!  I'll take the dog out.  Just stay where you are and rest," Karkat said.  "Don't move!"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 07, 2014, 09:43:56 PM
The dogs were very helpful about giving Karkat their leashes, even though they were both so well behaved that neither of them really needed leashes.  The kittens on the other hand got full pretty quickly and started attacking each other and making a mess of the remaining food on the floor.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 07, 2014, 10:13:55 PM
Karkat left the kittens and took the dogs out.  The one poor dog barely made it out of the building before she couldn't hold it anymore. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 07, 2014, 11:11:31 PM
Sollux was stressed out and upset, and that didn't help his underlying nausea.  He ended up throwing up a few times while Karkat was outside, fortunately into the toilet.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 07, 2014, 11:56:00 PM
Karkat got back and checked on Sollux in the living room.  "Are you sleeping?" he asked, as quietly as his naturally loud voice would allow.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 08, 2014, 12:37:38 AM
Sollux wasn't in the living room, though.  He was in the bathroom, brushing his teeth.  Karkat's naturally loud voice was loud enough for Sollux to hear him, though.  "Mmmphhmmhmh," he called back, and spit into the sink.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 08, 2014, 11:38:08 AM
Karkat went into the living room and realized he wasn't there.  "I told you to rest, dipshit!" 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 08, 2014, 01:48:22 PM
"Just a fucking minute," Sollux scowled, groping around in the cabinet for the thermometer.  He was supposed to take his temperature when he felt like extra shit, just in case.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 08, 2014, 03:41:32 PM
Karkat walked up to the bathroom.  "I guess you're allowed to piss."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 08, 2014, 03:47:52 PM
"Try again," Sollux said around the thermometer.  He was leaning back against the counter.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 08, 2014, 04:17:08 PM
The door was open, so Karkat barged right in.  "You feel hot?"  He felt a little like a douche for berating him for getting up.  He put his hand on Sollux's shoulder.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 08, 2014, 04:57:29 PM
The thermometer beeped and said, out loud, "Ninety-nine point two."  Good.  That was close enough to normal.

"Nah, I just puked, and doc said I should take my temp if shit happens to make sure I don't have some sort of infection or some bullshit," Sollux replied, rinsing of the thermometer.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 08, 2014, 05:28:12 PM
"God," Karkat said.  He went over and flushed the toilet.  Turned out he got to deal with both, anyway.  "But you're okay?  It's probably just going to happen sometimes while you're on this garbage."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 08, 2014, 05:35:29 PM
"Yeah.  I guess I gotta get different anti-nausea shit," Sollux sighed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 08, 2014, 06:16:02 PM
"That's shit, man," Karkat said.  He walked back over to Sollux.  "Is it something I can pick up?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 08, 2014, 06:21:42 PM
"Nah.  I need a prescription," Sollux replied.  "I'll call the doctor...later."  Doing Things was hard.  He put the thermometer away and trudged out of the bathroom.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 08, 2014, 07:27:43 PM
"How about I call?" Karkat asked.  "I can do that, at least." 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 08, 2014, 07:28:53 PM
"Yeah, I dunno, maybe," Sollux said, shrugging a little.  Would that work?  Who knew?
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 08, 2014, 07:50:43 PM
"And you should go get in bed if it's safe enough to leave the toilet," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 08, 2014, 08:06:27 PM
"Not s'posed to sleep all day," Sollux mumbled, sitting down on the bed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 09, 2014, 07:27:16 PM
"You aren't?"  Karkat thought he should rest, but he supposed he shouldn't just immediately dismiss a doctor.  "Okay, sleep off the puking and I'll get you up in an hour."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 09, 2014, 08:03:59 PM
"Don't you have things to do?" Sollux asked, flopping down backwards.  This fucking bed.  He fucking loved this bed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 09, 2014, 08:06:57 PM
"Not until the kids get home," Karkat said.  "Don't twist your testicles over it."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 09, 2014, 08:25:38 PM
By that time, Eridan would be getting home soonish, and so Sollux could take care of himself for that duration.  "Okay," he murmured, pulling the blankets up.  He hadn't bothered getting out of his pajamas today.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 09, 2014, 08:36:44 PM
Karkat sighed and sat down on the bed next to him.  "Well, other than being stuck in a shit bog thanks to chemo, how are you feeling?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 09, 2014, 08:41:18 PM
"Ehhhh, it's not all bad," Sollux remarked.  "At least Eridan isn't whining about the fact that he's turning 50 anymore.  I still have no idea what to get for him, though.  Have to worry about our anniversary first anyway."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 09, 2014, 08:54:08 PM
"You should just make yourself pretty for him," Karkat said, relieved that they weren't talking about the cancer for five seconds.  "What else could you get him?  A cat?  I bet he needs ten more of those."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 09, 2014, 09:02:54 PM
"Pretty?  Me?" Sollux snorted.  Well, there was always that dress.  "I think getting rid of the cats would be more like a gift to him."  One of the kittens strolled into the room, as if on cue, and rubbed up against Karkat's ankle.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 10, 2014, 04:27:15 AM
Karkat picked it up.  They were pretty pliable, these kittens.  Of course, it got excited and tried to attack his fingers, but that didn't mean it cared that much about being carried around.  He set it by Sollux's head.

"Don't let him pretend he doesn't love the little shit machines," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 10, 2014, 03:08:51 PM
"I'm pretty sure the biggest reason he didn't want them to start with is because he's afraid he'll do something that kills them," Sollux admitted as the kitten tried to tangle itself in his hair.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 10, 2014, 07:00:53 PM
"You probably don't want to hear this but that's not exactly impossible," Karkat said.  "You remember that houseplant?  No, you don't, because it was dead the second he touched it."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 10, 2014, 07:33:46 PM
"I know, but he didn't kill the cat he had when I met him, he died of old age," Sollux pointed out.  "And the being worried about them dying thing means he actually gives a shit about them, unlike some fucking house plant."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 10, 2014, 07:37:02 PM
"It was a peace lily, for fuck's sake," Karkat said.  "It was supposed to make this household peaceful.  And he murdered it."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 10, 2014, 07:38:10 PM
"Okay, so you're saying we should get rid of the cats now?" Sollux asked, irritated.  He liked the fucking cats.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 10, 2014, 08:02:58 PM
"No, I'm just still pissed about that house plant that you just cavalierly dismissed like it wasn't a living creature," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 10, 2014, 08:04:44 PM
"It isn't a living creature.  It's a plant," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 10, 2014, 08:50:52 PM
"I don't think I've ever been angrier in my entire life," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 10, 2014, 09:17:56 PM
"Well, get over it, because as much as you'd like for it to be true, a plant is not a creature," Sollux responded, rolling his eyes.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 06:41:31 PM
"Okay, Jesus Fuck on a Stick, creature is a vague ass description of something that's alive.  There's no technical definition to this that I'm spraying a piss hose at."  Karkat put his legs up on the bed so he could get close enough to Sollux to jab him gently in the arm.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 07:06:46 PM
"Whatever, I'm still not getting rid of the kittens, and I still don't know what to do for Eridan's birthday," Sollux retorted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 07:14:51 PM
"If you hadn't opted to marry Eridan Fucking Ampora, I would say you could do some fancy computer shit for him.  Like write him a program that makes his life easier somehow.  But since you married someone who has the good sense to like romance, he'd be hurt by a gift like that.  You won't have energy for that for a little while, anyway.  See if you can take him out someplace nice, or buy him something stupidly decorative for his boat.  Like one of those naked bitches carved in wood you see on the masts in movies," Karkat suggested. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 07:17:49 PM
"Holy shit.  He'd love that.  I should have a custom one made his his face on it, too," Sollux snorted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 07:20:18 PM
"Oh, Jesus Christ he would love that," Karkat said.  "Why did I suggest that?  Never mind.  It's a horrible idea."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 07:21:32 PM
"It's a great idea.  I'll never see it," Sollux pointed out.  "Actually, neither will you.  It'll be for other people so they can stare at it and hate Eridan and have no idea why."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 07:24:42 PM
"Some kids will vandalize it," Karkat said.  "Oh my god, I was wrong, this is the best idea."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 07:29:39 PM
"Fuck.  Thank you.  There is nothing more perfect than this idea," Sollux announced.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 07:33:42 PM
"It's so awful that he'll fall in love with you again," Karkat said, "And possibly me, since I came up with it."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 07:40:13 PM
"Don't tell him that part, then," Sollux advised.  "I think he already is kind of in love with you."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 07:41:33 PM
"He falls in love too easily, and has awful taste, if that's true," Karkat said.  He knew Eridan loved him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 07:42:28 PM
"He married me," Sollux pointed out.  "Of course he has awful taste."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 07:44:55 PM
"There has to be some limit to awful taste, though," Karkat decided.  "I'm the line.  If you cross it, there's no going back for you.  You might as well dump your brain in battery acid, because it's useless to you."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 07:52:06 PM
"Everybody loves you, KK," Sollux pointed you.  "You're literally the only person who doesn't."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 07:58:36 PM
"That's bullshit," he scoffed.  "Everyone loves Jade.  I'm always repressing an emotional avalanche of jealousy when other men flirt with her right in front of me."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 08:01:17 PM
"They flirt with her to get your attention, dumbass," Sollux yawned.  That wasn't actually true; everyone who was in love with Karkat was his friend first.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 08:07:36 PM
"No, they want to fuck my un-wife," Karkat said.  "And express this while I'm standing ten feet away with the children she squirted out of her uterus for me."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 08:12:31 PM
"Whatever, KK, I don't really care," Sollux replied.  "I thought you were going to let me sleep for an hour."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 08:16:10 PM
"Yeah, but then you kept talking to me," Karkat said.  "Moron."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 08:16:43 PM
"Go away, dickface," Sollux groaned.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 08:27:28 PM
"Go to sleep," Karkat said.  "Ignore me."  He slowly sat up.  God, he was tired, today.  "Or maybe I'll take a nap, too."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 08:30:47 PM
"Okay.  Just...I dunno, wake me up sometime," Sollux mumbled, pulling the blankets up and cuddling into them.  The kitten who had been playing on the pillow nuzzled underneath the blankets.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 08:34:01 PM
"I probably should sleep on your hell couch, though," Karkat said, reluctant.  This bed was so comfortable.  He'd been cursed the second he put his ass on it.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 08:36:01 PM
"Stay here, I don't care," Sollux mumbled.  If Eridan came home and got jealous, it would be jealousy that Sollux got to sleep in a bed with Karkat and not him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 08:39:47 PM
"Just keep your hands off the goods," Karkat said, "And by that I mean don't go into my wallet and steal my money."  He was tired.  He closed his eyes and lay back down.  Fucking kids.  They hadn't even done anything, and he'd spent the whole night worrying about them.  And Sollux.  And everything.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 08:44:01 PM
"What do I need your money for?  I'm buying my husband a fucking statue of himself for his birthday," Sollux pointed out.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 08:45:23 PM
"So you can pretend you were stealing my money even though you just wanted to grab my ass," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 08:51:49 PM
"Fuck.  You're onto me," Sollux yawned.  "G'night."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 11, 2014, 08:58:46 PM
"Remind me to wake you up in an hour," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 11, 2014, 10:06:38 PM
"Yeah, that'll work out great, I'll bet," Sollux mumbled.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 12, 2014, 04:38:11 AM
"Thanks for not stopping being my friend forever after I broke up with you," Karkat said.  Sollux talking about how "everyone" was in love with him had reminded him of back then.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 12, 2014, 04:06:34 PM
"Mmhmmm," Sollux mumbled, not really hearing Karkat.  He was mostly asleep.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 12, 2014, 08:48:14 PM
"I can't actually imagine the shit hole my life would have been without you in it," Karkat continued.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 12, 2014, 08:52:14 PM
Sollux was completely asleep now.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 12, 2014, 08:59:03 PM
"I guess I'm just saying that I love you," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 12, 2014, 09:11:13 PM
Sollux was just awake enough to hear this and register it, though not really understand it.  "Love you too," he mumbled into his pillow.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 12, 2014, 10:10:54 PM
"Yeah, yeah, I'll shut up," Karkat said.  He felt a little better.  He fell asleep.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 13, 2014, 08:52:15 PM
Sollux slept straight through that hour he was supposed to wake up in, much to the surprise of nobody ever.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 13, 2014, 08:55:56 PM
Karkat had not been sleeping well, so now that he was actually asleep, he was out.  He rolled over and latched onto Sollux at one point.  He woke up just enough to fuzzily wonder why Jade felt like a pile of elbows, but didn't think about it beyond that.

When Eridan got home, the place was oddly quiet.  The kittens eventually greeted him, and then the dogs.  Sollux wasn't on his computer, or on the couch.  Was he napping?  He went into the bedroom. 

"Sol!  I can't believe you!" he said, loud.  He didn't think anything weird was going on, but he was a little jealous.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 13, 2014, 09:01:32 PM
Sollux mumbled groggily, burying his face in his pillow.  "Don't wanna get up," he mumbled, but it was directly into his pillow and sounded more like, "Mmmhhhhmhmhhhmhf."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 13, 2014, 09:03:14 PM
Karkat mumbled, "Where'd your tits go?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 13, 2014, 09:05:38 PM
Sollux woke up a lot quicker with that.  "What the fuck!?" he demanded.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 13, 2014, 09:16:52 PM
Karkat was half asleep, his hand on Sollux's chest.  "Snnrkit."

"You never cuddle like that with me, Kar," Eridan said, annoyed. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 13, 2014, 09:22:43 PM
"What the fuck are you doing here, KK?!" Sollux demanded, suddenly terrified that Eridan was going to take this the wrong way.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 13, 2014, 09:48:16 PM
"Huh?  Sollux?" Karkat asked.  He pulled his face away from Sollux's shirt.  "Why am I sleeping?  Fuck, I have too much to do."  His brain was switching from sleep mode right into action mode.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 13, 2014, 10:05:51 PM
"Why are you in my bed?" Sollux demanded, frowning.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 13, 2014, 10:19:10 PM
"I must have nodded off," Karkat said, pulling away from him.  He wasn't really bothered by this.  "Fuck, I bet there's still some of that food left on the floor.  I was only half done cleaning it up."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 13, 2014, 10:30:33 PM
Sollux blinked a few times, having a good deal of trouble waking up.  "What?" he asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 04:11:58 PM
Karkat looked at him.  "Why are you freaking out?  You told me I could nap here because I didn't want to sleep on your back breaking couch."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 04:28:53 PM
"I did?" Sollux asked blearily.  "What time is it?"  What was even going on?
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 04:39:36 PM
"You weren't supposed to sleep this long," Eridan said.  "I can guarantee that.  That's it.  I'm gettin in the bed, too.  I can't have this." 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 04:51:25 PM
"I didn't eat lunch," Sollux realized.  "Fuck."  He rubbed his face with his hands.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 04:56:30 PM
"Sol, I can't believe you," Eridan said, sitting down on the bed.

"It's my fault," Karkat said.  "I fucked up.  I can't believe I was that tired."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 05:01:52 PM
"I'm sorry," Sollux sighed.  "Today was a complete fuck up festival."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 05:08:39 PM
Eridan sprawled back onto the bed.  Karkat turned and looked at him.  Eridan looked back.  Eridan smiled, and Karkat put a pillow over his face.

"You don't apologize," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 05:19:18 PM
"God.  I need some fucking caffeine or something," Sollux mumbled, climbing out of bed.  He stumbled a little, light headed, but caught himself on the wall.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 05:20:13 PM
"Fuck!"  Karkat jumped up and ran over to him, grabbing onto his arm.

Eridan pulled the pillow off his face, confused about what was going on.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 05:25:42 PM
"I'm fine!  Goddamn it.  I'm fine.  I just got a little dizzy, I'm fine," Sollux insisted, pulling his arm away.  "I just need to eat something."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 05:29:43 PM
"Did he almost pass out again?" Eridan asked.  He got up, too. 

"Yes," Karkat said.  "Get back in bed.  I'll get you something."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 05:35:44 PM
"I got dizzy for like two seconds.  Now I'm fine," Sollux insisted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 05:37:45 PM
"Then sit on the couch instead," Karkat said.  "Just sit your ass down."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 05:42:14 PM
"I was going to," Sollux groaned, trudging out of the bedroom.  A kitten eagerly trailed after him, trying to attack the back of his foot.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 05:52:11 PM
Karkat tried to follow him and watch to make sure he didn't fall, but ended up tripping over the kitten and falling on the floor.

"Fuck, Kar, you all right?" Eridan asked, hovering over him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 05:55:50 PM
Sollux heard the thump and the swearing.  "Shit, now what?" he whined.  "KK?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 05:59:09 PM
"He tripped over one a the fuzzes," Eridan said.  He couldn't remember their names off hand.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 06:06:52 PM
Being that Eridan had never bothered naming his kitten, Sollux had (again) done so for him.  The gray one was now Sam, to go with the orange Max.

"Is it ok?" Sollux asked, frowning.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 06:13:48 PM
"Ffffffffffff..." Karkat lay on the floor, feeling like an idiot.

"Um, it's off in a corner with its hair all on end.  I think he's mostly just scared," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 06:29:47 PM
"......you ok, KK?" Sollux finally asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 06:32:38 PM
"I wish I was dead instead of living a life after having done something so idiotic," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 06:57:32 PM
"So normal, then," Sollux replied.  "Right, whatever."  He continued into the living room and wrapped himself in his couch blanket.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 06:59:43 PM
"Just throw a shroud over me and have them put me in a box and throw me in the ground," Karkat said.

"Uh, I'll just make him a sandwich or somethin," Eridan said, stepping over Karkat and leaving the room.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 07:53:45 PM
"Me him or KK him?" Sollux asked, flopping on the couch.  "I don't want a sandwich."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 08:08:18 PM
"Okay, wwhadya want then?" Eridan asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 08:11:14 PM
"Do we have any soup?" Sollux asked plaintively.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
"Uh, like six hundred cans in the pantry, about," Eridan said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 08:24:03 PM
"I just want one," Sollux replied, rolling his eyes.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 08:25:48 PM
"You're gonna have to specify a little more though, Sol," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 08:39:48 PM
"Chicken noodle," Sollux declared.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 08:41:32 PM
"God, that's borin," Eridan said.  He considered.  "It's a classic, though.  Like, retro soup.  I'll go get it."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 09:19:23 PM
Sollux groaned.  "I puked up breakfast, so I want something light, that's all," he whined.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 09:40:07 PM
"Is it normal to get this sick, though?" Eridan asked, worried.  He opened up the pantry.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 09:59:31 PM
"Yeah, but they got meds they can give me to fix that," Sollux said, yawning.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 10:06:00 PM
"You forget to take 'em?" he asked.  He opened up the can of soup and dumped it into a pot.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 10:17:31 PM
"No, it just didn't want to work today," Sollux remarked.  "KK was going to call and have them change it, but then he fell asleep and apparently died in the hallway."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 14, 2014, 10:23:00 PM
"I wish I had died here!" Karkat yelled.  He apparently could hear every word they said.

"I think Kar's havin a breakdown so I'll call once your soup's done," Eridan decided.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 14, 2014, 11:12:42 PM
"Okay," Sollux replied.  No one was particularly bothered by Karkat's breakdown.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 11:11:06 AM
Karkat crawled all the way into the living room and then pulled himself onto the couch.  He rubbed his face and then turned on the television.  He needed a distraction. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 11:26:57 AM
Sollux leaned against him.  He was still tired.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 11:53:47 AM
Karkat sighed and put his arm around Sollux's shoulders.  "I need to get more sleep so I'm less of a useless shit when you need my help."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 11:56:49 AM
"Or maybe I need to just fucking get better so I don't need your help, and you can continue on with your worthless sleeping habits," Sollux remarked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 12:12:05 PM
"It doesn't matter how much you try to get better right now," Karkat said.  "You're still going to be weak and useless and need help until you finish the course of this medicine, dumbass.  Then you can toss me aside like garbage."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 01:55:05 PM
"Haha, yeah, that sure seems like a thing that I'd do," Sollux remarked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 02:07:04 PM
Eridan walked in with a bowl of heated soup on a tray, along with some ginger ale and a piece of bread.  "You two sure are cuddly lately.  Kinda weirdin me out a little."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 02:10:44 PM
"KK's a fucking teddy bear," Sollux explained.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 03:30:25 PM
"They spliced my genetic code with one," Karkat said.  "It was pretty gruesome."

"What, and I'm not cuddly?" Eridan asked, sitting down on the other side of Sollux and putting the tray in front of him.  He put his head on Sollux's shoulder. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 03:40:20 PM
"Sure, you're cuddly," Sollux replied, accepting the tray, "but KK's a hug-o-matic.  Look at him."  Despite feeling physically kind of shitty, emotionally, Sollux felt pretty damn good right then, wedged between two of the people he cared about the most in the entire world.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 03:43:29 PM
"I'm lookin," Eridan said.  "He's a lot more huggable than he was a couple years ago, that's for sure."

"Oh, like you're a brick wall of muscle, Ampora," Karkat said.  He didn't care that he had gotten a lot more "huggable" recently. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 03:47:10 PM
Sollux also didn't really care about that.  Weight was basically his least favorite topic, mostly because it always shifted to his weight somewhere in the conversation.  "Who cares.  What's on TV?" he asked.  He could hear it but he couldn't tell what it was.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 03:59:53 PM
"Oh, I guess I turned on the infomercials," Karkat said.  "Goddammit, it's the baby bullet ad again."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 04:11:35 PM
"The what," Sollux said flatly.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 05:02:53 PM
"The baby bullet," Karkat said.  "It's nothing like what it sounds, or the FBI would be all over it."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 05:10:53 PM
"What, they don't go for shooting babies out of guns?" Sollux snorted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 05:12:06 PM
"Or a bullet specifically designed for taking them down," Karkat said.  "It is neither of those things."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 05:15:14 PM
"Too bad," Sollux remarked.  "Shooting babies out of guns sounds like pretty much the best idea ever."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 05:24:43 PM
"Every night before I go to bed I thank all the prophets of every religion for deciding you would never have children," Karkat said.

"Hey, that's similar to me except religion's bunk so I just thank myself for not bein an idiot and adoptin," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 05:38:49 PM
"I only think of it when your kids are around," Sollux said gruffly, because he could never admit he was actually kind of fond of them.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 05:40:28 PM
"You haven't seen them in a while if you think they're still babies," Karkat said.  "They'll kick your ass if they hear you disrespecting them like that, and I wouldn't even ground them for it."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 05:41:39 PM
"Come on, KK, you know damn well I've never seen them, and I really don't appreciate you making fun of that, all right," Sollux scoffed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 06:46:38 PM
"Suck it up, blindey," Karkat said. "If you can even see what you're supposed to be sucking on."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 06:51:56 PM
"That is fucking cold, bro," Sollux told him, and sipped at his soup.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 07:03:55 PM
"My ice cold tits are what you can suck on," Karkat decided.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 07:09:26 PM
"Wow, sorry, dude, not my thing," Sollux remarked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 07:14:36 PM
"You two always gross me out," Eridan said.  "Why am I here?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 07:22:12 PM
"Because you're my kind and perfect husband, and you put up with all sorts of shit because you like me," Sollux explained.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 07:23:09 PM
Eridan sighed.  "Yeah.  I guess that's my curse."  He kissed Sollux on the cheek.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 07:32:03 PM
A kitten jumped up onto Sollux's lap and helped itself to his soup while Sollux turned his head to give Eridan a proper kiss.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 07:33:10 PM
"Shit!"  Karkat grabbed the kitten and set it on the floor.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 07:42:17 PM
Sollux jumped.  "What?" he asked, almost spilling his soup.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 07:49:53 PM
"One of the cats was shoving its face into your food," Karkat said.  "Goddammit--let me get you some more soup.  You can't let yourself be exposed to germs right now."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 07:50:58 PM
"It's just the cat, KK," Sollux groaned.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 07:59:36 PM
"Don't eat cat spit and then kiss me," Eridan said. 

Karkat detached himself from Sollux and went into the kitchen to get more soup.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 08:14:55 PM
"It isn't that big a deal," Sollux whined, but he leaned against Eridan's shoulder, too tired to argue much.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 08:18:07 PM
Karkat came back with a new bowl, switched them, dumped the old bowl, and came back.  He settled in right where he was before.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 08:27:02 PM
Sollux rolled his eyes at the amount of doting he was receiving, but eh, it wasn't all bad.  He drank his soup and tried not to feel nauseated.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 08:28:08 PM
Eridan kissed his neck, while Sollux was trying to eat.  He was still feeling uncomfortably jealous.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 08:39:51 PM
"Will you stop?  I'm trying to eat," Sollux scoffed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 08:40:41 PM
Eridan huffed a little and pouted.  He crossed his arms over his chest and watched the infomercial. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 08:42:45 PM
"You're too needy," Sollux told him.  He finished the soup and then leaned against Eridan more.  "Better?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 09:00:20 PM
His plan was a success.  "Mmmhmm," he said.  He kissed Sollux, again.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 09:03:19 PM
Sollux kept the kiss brief for Karkat's sake and then put his head down on Eridan's shoulder.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 15, 2014, 09:08:59 PM
"Why am I still watching this?" Karkat wondered.  He couldn't look away.  "Those little faces are creeping me out."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 15, 2014, 09:12:40 PM
"You were sick of our PDA," Sollux explained.  "The P stands for private, by the way, since you're in our house."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 16, 2014, 06:24:06 PM
"Here I thought the P stood for Phuck you get the hell out of my face with that," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 16, 2014, 06:52:55 PM
"You're not very good at spelling, are you?" Sollux quipped.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 16, 2014, 07:12:50 PM
"I don't think I'll ever get over that intense zinger," Karkat said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 16, 2014, 07:13:51 PM
"That was probably my best insult ever, it's true," Sollux agreed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 16, 2014, 07:19:58 PM
"Let Sol have it, Kar," Eridan said. 

"I already complimented him for it," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 16, 2014, 07:29:32 PM
"You're also a stupid dumb butt face who swears a lot," Sollux told him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 16, 2014, 07:30:12 PM
"Gold star," Karkat said.  "A plus."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 16, 2014, 07:48:25 PM
"Thank you.  I tried very hard," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 16, 2014, 07:56:57 PM
"We're so proud a you, Sol," Eridan said.  He wasn't sure, now, if they were making fun of Sollux or coddling him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 16, 2014, 08:03:20 PM
"Oh.  Thank you so much," Sollux snorted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 16, 2014, 08:07:07 PM
"So, uh, is Kar like sleepin over tonight or somethin?" Eridan asked.  "Can you two say goodbye at some point or am I sharin the bed?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 16, 2014, 08:08:40 PM
"That's something you'll have to ask him," Sollux replied, shrugging a bit.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 16, 2014, 08:22:09 PM
"I'm not getting into bed with you two," Karkat said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 16, 2014, 08:23:55 PM
"There's your answer," Sollux replied.  "He's still all weird and heterosexual."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 16, 2014, 08:31:04 PM
"You can share a bed with a man and still like tits," Eridan said.  "And still like 'em exclusive like."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 16, 2014, 08:33:12 PM
"Sure, but I'm pretty sure no gay dude would ever pass up the offer of sleeping in the bed of a couple of studs like us," Sollux explained.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 16, 2014, 08:36:42 PM
Karkat laughed.  "Ah,  I'll be chuckling over that one for years to come."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 16, 2014, 08:40:21 PM
Sollux snorted.  Like he was anything to look at--that was true.  But he had this fantastic mental image of Eridan in his head that he was keeping forever.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 04:47:29 AM
"He's just incapable a even recognizin a man's handsomeness," Eridan said.  "It's actually almost tragic, this het thing he's got."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 01:49:43 PM
"I'm sure he thinks the same thing about me," Sollux remarked.  "We should all just be bisexual.  It would make everyone's lives much easier."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 07:16:29 PM
"He was bisexual, you'd be married to him and not me," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 07:26:04 PM
Sollux considered.  "Yeah, probably," he admitted.  "Unless you and I had met while he and I were having one of our two thousand separations."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 07:33:12 PM
"So I hate to say it but I'm against Kar bein even a little bit gay," Eridan decided.  He sighed.  "I guess maybe I coulda tried to worm my way in on a threesome with you two."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 07:43:45 PM
"I'd be totally down with that," Sollux declared.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 07:48:28 PM
"Hey, wow, looks like everyone other than me has decided," Karkat said.

"I can put on a dress, make it more familiar," Eridan suggested. 

"Hey, and while you're at it, make up some divorce papers," Karkat said, "Since Jade will be out of the house before I step back in it."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 07:51:48 PM
"She can come to, so long as I don't have to touch her," Sollux decided.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 08:13:25 PM
"Can I touch her?" Eridan asked.

"No," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 08:14:04 PM
"Well, that's going to be a boring orgy," Sollux scoffed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 08:17:14 PM
"Carefully orchestrated," Karkat said.  "I guess you three can all touch me, so long as I don't have to come into contact with anyone's dick.  Jade probably won't want to touch Ampora--"

"Hey, why not?" Eridan asked.

"--and she might be up to some Captor but he's off limits so basically me and Jade are fucking while you two work together to try and figure out how to pleasure me," Karkat finished.  "See, it's easy."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 08:25:37 PM
"Too hard.  Let's all fuck our own spouses like the bunch of prudes we are," Sollux said, sounding sad.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 08:26:43 PM
"Yeah, and it would still probably be disgusting for me," Karkat said. 

"We could always just have more appealing orgies," Eridan said.

"Nah."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 08:29:37 PM
"Too much work," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 08:37:52 PM
"It's like no one actually even wants an orgy," Eridan sighed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 08:40:36 PM
"Kind of, yeah," Sollux agreed.  "I wonder why that is."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 08:53:25 PM
"We're a bunch of old fogeys," Karkat said.  "It's too much effort to even get our dicks out."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 08:55:38 PM
"So this is how it ends," Sollux sighed.  "Getting old is even worse than I thought it would be."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 09:01:55 PM
"Speak for yourselves," Eridan said.  "I got a hundred orgies left in me."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 09:03:15 PM
"You're still young at heart," Sollux explained.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 17, 2014, 09:06:53 PM
"You're both already in your graves, if you--" he broke off.  "Never mind."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 17, 2014, 09:22:47 PM
Oh, good job, Eridan.  Now there was going to be uncomfortable silence broken only by baby bullet advertising.  Sollux nibbled gingerly on the crackers that had been provided for him on his tray.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 18, 2014, 04:56:31 AM
"For fuck's sake, why am I watching this?" Karkat asked, continuing to not change the channel. 

Eridan had slid down, slightly, on the couch. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 18, 2014, 10:18:49 AM
"Hey.  Pillow.  You're not allowed to move," Sollux scolded Eridan.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 18, 2014, 06:55:20 PM
"But I don't want to watch this," Eridan whined.  "Change the fuckin channel, Kar."

"Yeah, fuck this thing," Karkat said, entranced.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 18, 2014, 06:59:41 PM
Sollux was bored listening to this kind of TV, but he didn't really want to get up.  He was going to fall asleep again somehow, though, on Eridan's shoulder, if he wasn't careful, and he would definitely regret that later.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 18, 2014, 07:01:41 PM
Eridan reached across Sollux and tried to grab the remote from Karkat.  "Nhhhhh--hand it over---"

"Hey, shitwagon!" Karkat held the remote over his head.  "Now we're watching this forever!"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 18, 2014, 07:19:39 PM
"Okay, fuck you both, I'm going to fuck around in the office," Sollux announced, shoving them both off of him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 18, 2014, 07:33:52 PM
"Sol, don't leave me alone here with Kar and this commercial!" Eridan said, grasping his arm.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 18, 2014, 07:35:53 PM
"You have legs, asshole.  Go take the dogs for a walk or something," Sollux told him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 18, 2014, 07:43:34 PM
"But I wanted to spend time with you," Eridan said.  "Want to come with me?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 18, 2014, 07:45:17 PM
Sollux gave Eridan a look.  Well, he gave the couch next to Eridan's head a look, actually, but it was meant for Eridan.  Sollux was still in his pajamas.  He hadn't showered.  He had dark circles under his eyes and his shoulders sagged from exhaustion.  "I'd love to," he said flatly.  "But I'm pretty sure I can't right now."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 18, 2014, 08:55:31 PM
"You can just toss a coat on," Eridan said.  He sighed.  It wasn't going to happen, was it?
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 18, 2014, 09:10:27 PM
"Yeah, you wanna carry me the entire way?" Sollux asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 04:36:49 AM
"I guess my back can't handle that anymore," Eridan said.  "Sorry, Sol."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 19, 2014, 09:44:36 AM
"So, no, I'm not going with you," Sollux told him, sounding a little sad.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 07:00:56 PM
"Maybe tomorrow," Eridan said, patting his leg.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 19, 2014, 07:04:12 PM
Sollux didn't really think so.  "Yeah, maybe," he agreed.  He did hope.  He loved going for walks with Eridan even in the middle of winter.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 07:17:33 PM
"I'll keep buggin you, every day," Eridan said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 19, 2014, 07:23:59 PM
Sollux smiled a bit.  "Good.  It's too bad we'd freeze to death on the boat, though.  I'd like to go out on the ocean sometime," he commented.  He liked snuggling with Eridan and feeling the waves rocking the boat.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 07:30:27 PM
"I'll keep an eye on the weather," Eridan said.  "Maybe it'll warm up sudden.  Climate change's gotta be good for somethin, right?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 19, 2014, 07:50:00 PM
"Yeah, sure," Sollux responded.  He just wanted to spend time with Eridan that wasn't taxing.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 08:00:43 PM
"What else do we even do?" Eridan asked.  "We go on walks and we go on the boat sometimes.  We're a coupla lazy old men, now." 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 19, 2014, 09:58:14 PM
"Mmhmm.  You should read to me again sometime, you haven't done that in a while," Sollux remarked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 10:04:48 PM
"Kar let me borrow some a his pulp roma--"

"They aren't pulp, jackass."

"--his pulp romance novels.  I'm sure you're achin to read 'em."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 19, 2014, 10:44:21 PM
"You know I'm gonna fall asleep to whatever you read, right?" Sollux asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 10:50:17 PM
"So maybe it's a bad idea," Eridan sighed.  "You slept most a the day when you weren't unloadin your insides."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 19, 2014, 10:57:30 PM
"I can't think of much of anything that isn't going to lead to me falling asleep," Sollux admitted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 11:28:58 PM
"Maybe sleepin's just somethin you should give in and do, then," Eridan said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 19, 2014, 11:34:11 PM
"But then I'm gonna be up all night," Sollux pointed out, sighing.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 11:38:13 PM
"Go ahead and wake me up and I'll read you back to sleep," Eridan said.  "I still got the Harry Potter books around."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 19, 2014, 11:40:59 PM
"Are you going to do the voices again?" Sollux asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 11:47:32 PM
"Sol!  Not in front of Kar," Eridan said.

"He already told me," Karkat said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 19, 2014, 11:54:25 PM
"I like the voices.  Maybe they'll keep me awake," Sollux replied, grinning.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 19, 2014, 11:55:17 PM
"Soooooooooool," Eridan said.  "Those were for you, and now I'm never gonna do 'em again."  He was pouting, embarrassed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 12:06:57 AM
"Of course you're going to do them again," Sollux replied.  "I didn't tell him that you made Bellatrix's voice all sultry and sexy until right this second."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 12:09:10 AM
"I don't want to hear any of this," Karkat said.

"Sol!"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 12:11:30 AM
"If you'd stop acting like I was rending your very soul from your body, he probably wouldn't have believed me," Sollux replied, rolling his eyes.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 12:15:00 AM
"No, I would've," Karkat said.  "You both keep talking about me like I'm just this abstract concept floating through the air."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 12:18:49 AM
"The weird thing about KK is that he never figures out that we talk about gross stuff and about him like he isn't there when we want him to go away," Sollux commented.  "Even though we've been doing it for years and years."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 10:06:07 AM
"For fuck's sake, just ask me to leave like adults," Karkat said.  "Or do what adults actually do, which is not bring it up and make loud comments about how tired everyone is and how late it's getting."

"That's almost exactly what we was doin," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 01:00:24 PM
"What's the fun in that?" Sollux asked, snorting.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 01:41:32 PM
"You are literally bawling infants.  Fine, I'll go before you ask me to change your diapers," Karkat said.  He got up, leaving the tv on.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 01:51:02 PM
"Turn off the fucking TV, at least," Sollux called after him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 02:30:38 PM
"Fuck you," Karkat said.  He left.  He felt a little insulted. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 02:50:08 PM
"Is he being an insulted brat about this?  I guess I should call him later," Sollux sighed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 03:54:27 PM
"He's bein a baby, but he's probably just fog brained from that all day nap you two took all cuddled up in bed together," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 03:55:41 PM
"Ugh.  I forgot he sleeps like a starfish," Sollux groaned.  "I'm sorry about that."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 03:59:00 PM
"I wasn't so much jealous as baffled, Sol," Eridan admitted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 04:06:34 PM
"You know how much he sleeps," Sollux pointed out.  "Like, not at all.  So of course he fell asleep."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 04:23:15 PM
"I think the majority a my confusion was that you were confused why he was there, like he just crawled in without askin which doesn't seem like Kar at all," Eridan said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 04:38:36 PM
"I was really groggy when I woke up," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 04:45:13 PM
"No kiddin, damn," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 04:52:43 PM
"I was pretty dead asleep when you got home.  I was convinced you were going to leave me because he was in bed with me," Sollux admitted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 04:53:49 PM
"If you cheated on me I'd probably at least like try to get counselin before dumpin you," Eridan said.  "I mean, we've been married almost ten years."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 04:55:30 PM
"Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I was dreaming about," Sollux replied.  "I'd never cheat on you, you know."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 04:57:47 PM
"Yeah, I know," Eridan said.  "I was just sayin.  I can't just see myself tossin a ten year marriage down the toilet without some attempt to fix whatever's been broken."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 04:59:17 PM
"Yeah, I feel the same," Sollux replied, nodding.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 05:09:55 PM
"But please don't actually test this," Eridan said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 05:13:38 PM
"I wasn't planning on it," Sollux replied, rolling his eyes.  "Come on, who am I gonna cheat with, my chemo doctor?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 05:14:42 PM
"There's somethin appealin about a healing touch, Sol," Eridan said.  "I don't know."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 05:20:37 PM
"I won't cheat on you.  I promise," Sollux told him, leaning against him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 05:21:08 PM
"Talkin about this is fuckin with my head," Eridan said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 08:41:24 PM
"Okay, so get out the Harry Potter novels.  I wanna hear your Hagrid voice.  That one turns me on," Sollux said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 08:42:29 PM
"Sol!" Eridan whapped his shoulder.  "You're a prick, okay." 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 09:09:45 PM
"Hey, now.  What if I was being serious?" Sollux asked, laughing.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 09:18:47 PM
"Then I'd be fine with it, I guess.  I thought Dumbledore was your type," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 09:33:25 PM
"Fuck Dumbledore.  I'm all about Grindelwald," Sollux announced.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 09:43:11 PM
"Maybe I should be downloadin like Grindelwald fanfic and readin that instead a the regular books," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 09:45:18 PM
"Shit.  Yes.  Right on your tablet, then you don't even have to get out of bed for this," Sollux said.  "Get stuff about Sirius Black too."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 10:10:38 PM
"I bet there's a whole cache a Sirius and Grindel content.  Like called grindelblack and the old guy uses magic to travel through time or fuck if I know how it works." 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 10:11:29 PM
"It wouldn't surprise me," Sollux acknowledged.  "Can we lie in bed, though?  I'm kind of sore."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 10:19:36 PM
"Yeah, all right," Eridan said.  "I'll try to make some sexy voices so you can't get to sleep until a proper time."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 10:20:50 PM
"Yeah, all right.  Did you already eat dinner?" Sollux asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 10:29:04 PM
"Right I gotta do that," Eridan realized.  "Got distracted with your cuddlin."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 10:36:51 PM
"I can hang out on the sofa until you're done.  Just find me a kitten," Sollux instructed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 20, 2014, 10:41:04 PM
"How about two kittens?" Eridan asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 20, 2014, 10:54:57 PM
"That would be about 200% better," Sollux declared.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 07:48:13 AM
"Except they'll start playin in your lap and you'll get caught in the crossfire," Eridan said, amused.  "But, sure."  He patted Sollux's shoulders and then went to shake some cat treats, immediately summoning both of them. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 11:57:41 AM
Sollux pulled a blanket over his lap, putting one more layer of claw protection over his junk.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 05:05:15 PM
"You cold, Sol?" Eridan asked, worried.  He felt warm, himself.  He set the kittens down.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 05:06:45 PM
"Not really.  Consider it an added layer of protection for my dick," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 05:40:14 PM
"Okay, that's a wise decision, there," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 05:47:46 PM
Sollux accepted the kittens graciously as they began to bat at each other and roll around on his lap.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 06:10:11 PM
Eridan hadn't taken the dogs out, or eaten, so he ended up taking them out and grabbing takeout at a place on the way back. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 06:18:36 PM
Sollux was on the phone when Eridan got back.  Both of the kittens had worn themselves out and were napping on his lap.  He heard the door open and the dogs come in, and used this as an excuse to get off the phone.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 06:21:17 PM
"Wwho called?" Eridan asked.  He fell down onto the couch next to Sollux and opened up the bag of food.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 06:28:06 PM
"It was AA," Sollux replied.  "She wants to throw me a cancer party or something."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 06:38:00 PM
"Wow, what the fuck," Eridan said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 06:55:15 PM
"You've known her for like ten years.  Are you honestly surprised?" Sollux asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 07:40:23 PM
"It sorta explains how she gets along so well with Eq, with her bein so weird," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 07:50:00 PM
"When we were in high school she would try to pull shit like this, and I'd have to tell her when she was being too creepy," Sollux said.  "Apparently, I need to be around her more often to explain these things."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 07:58:52 PM
"But you're busy what with you know bein sick and all," Eridan said.  "Can't you just say 'fuck no' and leave it?"
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 08:03:35 PM
"If I'm not careful, she'll try to throw the party here," Sollux explained.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 08:09:43 PM
"Like, maybe someone with more skills than us can explain what a bad idea it is?" Eridan tried.  "I mean, I guess I'm a lawyer so I can tryin arguin it like I'm in the courtroom."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 08:10:23 PM
"I'll talk to her again later," Sollux replied.  "I'm just too tired to deal with it right now."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 08:49:02 PM
"Yeah.  Not fair a her to pull this when you're in this state," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 08:50:04 PM
"She's not trying to be creepy and weird," Sollux explained.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 08:57:03 PM
"Well, actual creepy folks usually ain't," Eridan said.  "That's part a their charm."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 09:00:31 PM
"Fair enough," Sollux acknowledged, yawning.  "What did you get, anyway?  Smells pretty good."  Not that he wanted to eat it.  But it did smell nice.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 09:08:05 PM
"I got a cheeseburger," Eridan admitted.  He knew he was usually fish themed, but the burger joint was right fucking there.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 09:16:11 PM
"No wonder it smells good.  It's not fish," Sollux snorted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 09:25:48 PM
"You shut your mouth," Eridan said, through a mouthful of cheeseburger.  "You want a bite, though?  I got fries, too."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 09:40:35 PM
"Not really," Sollux replied.  "The soup and crackers were enough for me."

The kittens were waking up at the smell of food.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 10:03:14 PM
"If you find somethin that actually makes you  hungry when you're on this course, let me know and I'll get it.  Even if it's somethin awful I hate.  That's what they told me to do," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 10:12:20 PM
"Yeah, I will," Sollux promised.  "I do try to eat more, you know."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 10:29:53 PM
"I mean, I'll even cook stuff like steak and pork if you like 'em," he said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 10:32:46 PM
"Eridan, you like steak and pork.  You just constantly wish they were fish," Sollux explained.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 10:38:18 PM
"Just a slight bit a taste a the ocean would improve 'em vastly," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 10:40:06 PM
"Right, because you're a freak," Sollux acknowledged, nodding.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 10:41:58 PM
"Sol, I don't want to hear those words comin from you," Eridan said.  "I'm about to read you Grindleblack fanfic at your own request."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 10:48:07 PM
Sollux started laughing.  "I never said I wasn't also a freak," he pointed out.  "I did marry you of my own volition, knowing that you indeed were a freak."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 11:01:44 PM
"Shit--I just realized that Black is the family name so that should by rights be a fic where Grindle has an orgy with the entire family or maybe uses his time travel powers to screw his way down the family tree," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 11:05:46 PM
"Turns out that Grindlewald is his own grandfather.  Woooo, spooky," Sollux remarked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 11:08:42 PM
"Once they invent time travel that's what's gonna happen to all a us, anyway, if sci fi's right about anythin," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 11:12:53 PM
"That's probably true.  I'm definitely going to go have sex with my grandma," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 21, 2014, 11:17:48 PM
"She'll be super young and hot and you'll feel compelled," Eridan explained.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 21, 2014, 11:27:27 PM
"Wow.  Hot," Sollux said flatly.  "I can't control myself thinking of this."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 11:26:37 AM
"Look, I can't help that sci fi is a disgustin genre filled with perverts," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 11:28:19 AM
"You fucking love it, don't lie," Sollux snorted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 11:50:16 AM
"I've always been more about denyin a deep love a fantasy than denyin a deep love a sci fi," Eridan said.  "I read a lot a sci fi though after I decided fantasy was a baby genre for girls and infants."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 12:10:49 PM
"True.  There are a bunch of sci-fi things that take place underwater," Sollux acknowledged.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 12:12:41 PM
"Some a those were okay," Eridan said.  "Never got the hang a time travel shit, though."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 12:20:52 PM
"Shit's confusing," Sollux acknowledged, nodding.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 12:24:30 PM
"I mean they all had different rules and there was this one where literally every fuckin character in the book turned out to be one guy.  Like, he fucked himself when he was a woman and got himself pregnant and had himself," Eridan explained. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 12:26:31 PM
"Oh yeah, I read that one.  'All You Zombies' or something," Sollux replied.  "That was trippy."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 12:34:18 PM
"Why would you ever want to write that story, Sol?  Just, why?  I understand why people want to write Grindle porn online, but this?" he asked.  He knew there was no answer.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 12:40:03 PM
"To fuck with your head," Sollux said.  "Duh."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 12:47:04 PM
"How is that somethin an author should be aspirin' to?" Eridan asked. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 01:11:34 PM
"Look, we both read it, didn't we?" Sollux pointed out.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 01:12:34 PM
"I guess if it's money I can understand," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 01:17:16 PM
Sollux thwapped him in the shoulder.  "Yeah, that's exactly what I meant," he snorted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 01:36:40 PM
"Ugh, let's just get to readin," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 02:28:56 PM
"Okay," Sollux replied.  He carefully deposited the kittens on the sofa (they both immediately jumped off) and stood up slowly to head to the bedroom.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 02:30:48 PM
"I picked one that starts out with a long physical description a Grindle because he sounds like someone you'd be attracted to," Eridan explained. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 02:33:48 PM
"Oh, you already found some?  Perfect," Sollux replied, laughing a big as he climbed on the still unmade bed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 02:41:40 PM
"I almost ran into a telephone pole while walkin the dogs, lookin up this stuff," Eridan admitted.  "But the old dog nudged me outta the way in time."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 02:49:29 PM
"Almost like that's what she's trained to do," Sollux commented.  As if on cue, Snickers trotted into the room after them and put her head on the side of the bed so Sollux would pet her.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 02:50:57 PM
"She's not trained to do it with me, though," Eridan said.  "I mean, she's for blind people."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 02:54:19 PM
"She's trained to do with people.  You are a person," Sollux explained, rubbing her ears.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 03:01:56 PM
"Does she think I'm blind?" Eridan asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 03:17:18 PM
"Do you even know what blind is, dog?" Sollux asked her.  She snuffled into the sheets.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 03:25:43 PM
"I guess we're all useless humans who walk into things and we need her help, regardless a whether we actually need it or if we're just incompetent at walkin," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 03:27:55 PM
"That seems likely," Sollux agreed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 03:30:33 PM
Eridan turned on his ereader.  "Okay, here we go.  'A bolt a lightnin struck out of the blue...'"  His accent slowly disappeared as he read, as he took on voices and characters. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 03:40:05 PM
Sollux settled in, closing his eyes lightly as he listened to Eridan talk.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 04:45:52 PM
As Eridan read the third paragraph describing Sirius Black's dick, he started to lose focus.  He paused, yawning.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 04:52:16 PM
"Noooo, don't yawn, I'm still awake.  Describe that dick in loving detail, damn it," Sollux insisted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
"Okay, okay.  There's a couple more paragraphs," Eridan said.  "I don't think I've ever seen a dick that looked like this, though."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 04:56:13 PM
"It's a magic dick, Eridan.  Come on, willing suspense of disbelief," Sollux insisted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 05:00:29 PM
"No, it's not the magic.  It's just how silky it looks.  I feel like I should we wearin a suit made a it," Eridan explained.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 05:16:19 PM
"No, the magic makes it silky.  Get it?" Sollux asked.  "Come on, Eridan.  This isn't hard."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 05:27:21 PM
"Is the magic why it can be that big and not drain all the blood outta the rest of his body?" Eridan wondered.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 05:28:46 PM
"Part of it.  Keep going," Sollux insisted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 09:49:18 PM
"Okay, okay, here it is," Eridan said.  He continued the story. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 09:58:06 PM
Sollux forced Eridan to read the whole thing, even the torrid love affair and hilarious sex scene.  It was awesome.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 10:00:53 PM
Eridan even did the voices.  Because he just loved Sollux that much and it wasn't like anyone else could hear them.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 10:13:06 PM
"This is why I married you," Sollux told him affectionately, once the story was done.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 22, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
"I'm mildly disturbed by that," Eridan said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 22, 2014, 10:36:41 PM
"I didn't know it at the time, but it's the truth," Sollux declared.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 04:58:31 AM
"I'm not quite sure what aspect of what you're sayin is why you married me," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 10:19:32 AM
Sollux rolled over so he was nuzzled up against Eridan.  "Your voices," he said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 05:58:16 PM
"You just like that I'm a little bit of a goofy asshole around you because I love you," Eridan decided.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 06:27:18 PM
"Mmm," Sollux replied nuzzling against Eridan.  "I guess there's that."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 06:44:07 PM
"Only around you," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 06:52:01 PM
"And KK.  And FF," Sollux reminded him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 06:54:59 PM
"Okay, fine.  Only around people who I've already ruined my reputation with, so there's no point in pretendin," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 07:06:16 PM
"But you're a beacon of seriousness around everyone else," Sollux declared.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 07:07:30 PM
"I gotta maintain my rep, see," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 07:08:42 PM
"Your boring jackass rep," Sollux said, remembering the first time he ever met Eridan.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 07:15:45 PM
"It's serviceable," Eridan said.  "You gotta keep your distance from the perps, Sol, or you end up married to 'em ten years readin Harry Potter fic."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 07:18:22 PM
"Are you worried about attracting extra suitors, is that the problem?  Because it sounds like 'boring jackass' didn't work out so well for you," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 07:22:48 PM
"Hey, it got me the number a suitor I wanted," Eridan said.  He was feeling romantic, after all the dick descriptions.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 07:26:40 PM
"Aha, I thought you were implying that I was one of the 'perps,'" Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 07:28:56 PM
"Yes," Eridan said.  "See what happened when I let my persona slip a little?  Married forever.  I don't want it to happen again."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 07:33:00 PM
"Me neither," Sollux commented.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 07:37:38 PM
"I wish it made a better story, though," Eridan said.  He sighed.  "You scammin me on some datin site doesn't really cut it."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 07:52:07 PM
Sollux snorted.  "Oh, wow, I almost forgot about that," he admitted.  "Okay, you can make up a different story."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 08:04:36 PM
"I tripped on a staircase and you caught me and our eyes met," Eridan said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 08:06:38 PM
"And I gave you this blank, glassy stare and wondered how the fuck you even managed to fall so perfectly that you just happened to land in my noodly arms," Sollux continued.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 08:07:45 PM
"No, see, we was so close you could totally see my eyes back then," Eridan said. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 08:09:51 PM
"Still wondering how I was holding you up, though," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 08:18:03 PM
"You also had arm muscles back then," Eridan said.  "You just forgot."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 08:30:42 PM
"How could I forgot?  I was hella buff back in the day," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 08:33:45 PM
"They called you bufflux back then," Eridan said.  "Solbuff."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 08:46:28 PM
"Everyone was like, 'damn, how did that amazingly awesome and attractive hacker guy also get to be so buff?'" Sollux added.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 08:50:21 PM
"You was all about reps back then, I guess," Eridan said.  "Until you got married and let yourself get all cute and noodly."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 23, 2014, 08:53:44 PM
"Oh well, so long as I'm still cute," Sollux remarked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 23, 2014, 08:58:58 PM
"C'mon.  You don't miss bein all buff, right?" Eridan asked.  Since he had never been buff, how could he miss it?
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 24, 2014, 02:04:45 PM
"No, you're right, it was pretty annoying walking anywhere and being hounded by people who wanted my autograph," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 24, 2014, 06:08:32 PM
"I was always bein torn apart be jealousy," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 24, 2014, 06:09:51 PM
"I guess it's better this way," Sollux replied.  "I was ruining marriages, just by existing."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 24, 2014, 06:23:18 PM
"You heart breaker," Eridan said.  He kissed him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 24, 2014, 06:54:50 PM
"Mmm.  Finally found the heart I won't break," Sollux said, smiling at Eridan.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 24, 2014, 07:33:14 PM
"I'm just too fuckin precious," Eridan said.  He put his head on Sollux's chest. 
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 24, 2014, 07:34:08 PM
"Now that is a fact," Sollux agreed, petting Eridan's hair gently.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 24, 2014, 07:44:44 PM
"Once you're better you're gonna stop coddlin me like this," he said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 24, 2014, 07:52:08 PM
"I wouldn't dream it.  I like your reactions," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 24, 2014, 08:18:46 PM
"Mmm, you're sweet," he said.  Sollux was still going to quit it, probably.  That was fine.  That was probably when he would know Sollux was really better.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 24, 2014, 08:28:36 PM
"Mmmhmm, only for you," Sollux murmured, sleepily.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 24, 2014, 08:33:15 PM
"Night, Sol.  I hope you dream of a silken cock the size of all a hogwarts," he said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 24, 2014, 08:35:09 PM
"What would I even do with that?" Sollux wondered.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 24, 2014, 08:47:38 PM
"Gaze admirinly," Eridan said.  "I don't know.  I don't think you can do what Grindle done with it."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 24, 2014, 08:48:52 PM
"I'd feel bad for whoever it belonged to, though.  Just think of how unsatisfying a blowjob would be," Sollux commented.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 24, 2014, 09:01:14 PM
"Yeah, your only option is to like actually literally fuck the buildin," Eridan said.  "No one thinks through their weird sex kinks enough."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 25, 2014, 11:33:50 AM
"Hey, you said it, not me," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 25, 2014, 06:38:32 PM
"Or maybe buildincest is a thing people are into," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 25, 2014, 07:22:01 PM
"Is that why you said it?  Because you want to fuck a building?" Sollux asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 25, 2014, 07:29:05 PM
"Maybe if my dick was that big I'd want that," he said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 25, 2014, 07:33:34 PM
"I, for one, am very happy with the size of your dick," Sollux told him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 25, 2014, 07:41:21 PM
"Yeah, I can't complain it hasn't been useful or nothin," Eridan decided.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 25, 2014, 08:02:09 PM
"Mmmh.  S'perfect," Sollux told him.  "It's my favorite."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 25, 2014, 08:14:19 PM
"Even over yours?" Eridan asked.  God, he realized, they had some stupid ass conversations when they was tired.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 25, 2014, 08:21:45 PM
"Hmmmmmmm.  That's.  A really good question," Sollux said, yawning.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 25, 2014, 08:29:19 PM
"One a them existential riddles," Eridan agreed.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 25, 2014, 08:44:43 PM
"Mmhmm," Sollux replied.  He was beginning to doze off a bit.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 25, 2014, 08:53:21 PM
"Night, Sol."  Eridan laughed, a little.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 25, 2014, 09:01:11 PM
"Your dick just makes mine so happy," Sollux explained, petting Eridan's hair.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 25, 2014, 09:27:12 PM
"One ain't the same without the other," Eridan said.  He would rather Sollux lose his, personally, though he'd be sad about it.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 25, 2014, 10:09:11 PM
"My favorite dick is both of our dicks," Sollux decided.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 26, 2014, 04:34:35 AM
"You shoulda been a politician," Eridan said.  No, that would actually have been horrible.  Sollux would be a terrible politician.  Eridan thought he might be good at it himself.  He was enjoyed his off time too much.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 26, 2014, 09:19:19 PM
Sollux started laughing at that.  "Cause of all my natural charisma, right?" he asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 26, 2014, 09:19:59 PM
"You're just such a charmer," Eridan said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 26, 2014, 09:23:58 PM
"I'll have KK as my running mate.  We'll be unstoppable," Sollux snorted.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 26, 2014, 09:32:44 PM
"Don't add Kar," Eridan said.  "You might actually have a shot at winnin."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 26, 2014, 09:55:34 PM
"You're hilarious," Sollux replied.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 26, 2014, 10:01:33 PM
"He'd get all organized.  And scary, like he does," Eridan said.  "And charm everyone with how blunt and honest he is."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 26, 2014, 10:04:18 PM
"So how would that stop me from winning?" Sollux asked.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 26, 2014, 10:16:06 PM
"No, that's how you'd win," Eridan said.  "That's what I said."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 26, 2014, 10:21:07 PM
"You said not to add him," Sollux pointed out.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 26, 2014, 10:32:01 PM
"Because then you'd win," Eridan said, "and you was implyin sarcastic like that Kar would make your odds even worse."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 26, 2014, 10:36:38 PM
"I thought you wanted me to win," Sollux remarked.  "You know what, fuck this conversation.  I'm going to sleep."
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 26, 2014, 10:50:31 PM
"Night, Sol.  I don't want you to be a politician, really.  It takes up too much time on stupid bullshit," he said.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 26, 2014, 10:57:54 PM
"That's good, because I'm not going to be a politician," Sollux told him.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 26, 2014, 11:03:00 PM
"What a shock.  Go to sleep, Sol.  You need rest," he said.  Eridan actually needed rest.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: twinArmageddons on March 26, 2014, 11:08:53 PM
"G'night," Sollux murmured, rolling over.
Title: Re: Act XXXVIII
Post by: carcinoGeneticist on March 26, 2014, 11:13:42 PM
Eridan fell asleep soon after him.