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Re: Act IV: Baby Time!?!!???!!?!!!!??!?!?!?
« Reply #165 on: December 06, 2014, 09:28:48 PM »
"All you shitbags need to do is find a name that means 'two hoofbeasts' and you've mentally scarred your child for life in a way that fills you both with a bloated sense of self satisfaction," Karkat said.

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« Reply #166 on: December 06, 2014, 09:35:23 PM »
"Then maybe you should come up with something yourself, you fetid bag of dildos," Sollux groaned.  "Suggest something."

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« Reply #167 on: December 06, 2014, 09:39:38 PM »
"Qhuinn," he suggested, after his favorite romantic hero.  "Willar."  After Troll Will Smith, his favorite actor. 

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« Reply #168 on: December 06, 2014, 10:35:34 PM »
"Qhuinn is kind of nice," Sollux said thoughtfully.  If left to him, the grubs were going to be named Grub 1 and Grub 2, or something as equally dumb.

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« Reply #169 on: December 06, 2014, 10:42:12 PM »
"I'm sorry," Equius said.  "I am not sure that Vantas should get that much of a say."

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« Reply #170 on: December 07, 2014, 11:31:17 AM »
"What the fuck?  I just asked him what he thought," Sollux remarked.  "I pushed these fuckers out of my body, and I'm going to pick their names.  But that doesn't mean I don't want you guys' input."

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« Reply #171 on: December 07, 2014, 12:48:51 PM »
"Oh," Equius said.  "I...was that the wrong thing to say?"

"We're following the new protocol for this," Karkat said, "Not the old fecal matter you subscribe to.  He gets to decide, even if the name is so awful tears thick with blood slough down my face every time I drag out the awful name from between my lips.  Even if it feels like I'm pulling out an acid coated mace from my digestion sac through my protein chute as I regretfully form the syllables--"

"Yes," Equius said, louder, "I understand."  He wasn't sure if he did, but it was important to stop Karkat from talking.

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« Reply #172 on: December 07, 2014, 10:26:41 PM »
"Yeah, shut up, KK," Sollux replied.  "I'm sure I'll think of something before it pupates."

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« Reply #173 on: December 07, 2014, 11:00:21 PM »
"What do we call it until then?" Karkat asked.  "Hey, you, asshole?  We'll all look up at the same time."

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« Reply #174 on: December 08, 2014, 07:38:15 AM »
"Do we really need to address it?" Sollux asked.  "I mean, we're not going to shout across the room to get its attention or something."

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« Reply #175 on: December 08, 2014, 05:31:19 PM »
"Why the bulge-licking nooksink not?" Karkat asked.  "We're going to want to verbally expel word-like fecal matter in its general direction before it pupates."

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« Reply #176 on: December 08, 2014, 10:02:19 PM »
"I don't know!  It just doesn't seem all that important right now, okay?" Sollux scowled.

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« Reply #177 on: December 08, 2014, 10:35:44 PM »
"What should we be doing that's more important?" Karkat argued.  "We're making its medicine, and you're feeding it.  We can throw out name suggestions at the same damn time."

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« Reply #178 on: December 13, 2014, 04:05:39 AM »
"Well, I know.  I just mean it's not my top priority right now," Sollux replied, frowning.