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Re: Part V
« Reply #450 on: March 29, 2012, 10:42:49 PM »
Maybe Zahhak would.  Ha ha.  Wow, what a terrible idea.  He'd probably knock them all out, just to be a dick.  "...I don't know," Sollux admitted.

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« Reply #451 on: March 29, 2012, 10:54:15 PM »
"I bet Nepeta would do it," Karkat said, after a moment's thought.  "Then she could wear them around her neck like a creepy fucked up trophy." 

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« Reply #452 on: March 29, 2012, 11:05:52 PM »
"You think so?" Sollux asked.  It would hurt, but it'd totally be worth it!

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Re: Part V
« Reply #453 on: March 29, 2012, 11:07:18 PM »
"I honestly have no idea, but if it gets you off my case about it, then, sure!  She's completely into that shit!  It's like a hobby!"

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« Reply #454 on: March 29, 2012, 11:12:28 PM »
"You remember that one time she punched that human lady in the face and knocked her down the thtairth?" Sollux asked, recalling that moment fondly.

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Re: Part V
« Reply #455 on: March 29, 2012, 11:20:07 PM »
"I bet that bitch lost a few of her teeth that day," Karkat said, smiling slightly at the memory. 

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Re: Part V
« Reply #456 on: March 29, 2012, 11:22:17 PM »
"...but I only want to get rid of thith one particular fang," Sollux said, frowning.  "Do you think there's a way to do that?"

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Re: Part V
« Reply #457 on: March 29, 2012, 11:24:56 PM »
"Tie a string around it, tie the other end to a doorknob, slam the door," Karkat said.  He'd seen that in sitcoms, when a human child had a loose tooth. 

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Re: Part V
« Reply #458 on: March 29, 2012, 11:29:09 PM »
"What?  Really?  A string is going to pull it out?"  How did you tie a string around a tooth in the first place?

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Re: Part V
« Reply #459 on: March 29, 2012, 11:32:58 PM »
"That's what they do on TV," Karkat said, "I don't know--maybe human omnivore teeth pop right out."

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Re: Part V
« Reply #460 on: March 29, 2012, 11:35:29 PM »
"But I thought humanth couldn't regrow teeth?" Sollux asked, very confused by this whole situation.

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Re: Part V
« Reply #461 on: March 29, 2012, 11:37:08 PM »
"Do you have any concept of how ignorant you are?  Humans all come with two sets.  The first ones are too small, so when they get bigger, they all fall out and they grow in the new huge flat ones.  After that, you knock them out, they're shit out of luck." 

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Re: Part V
« Reply #462 on: March 29, 2012, 11:39:33 PM »
"But thtill, wouldn't they need to not fall out tho...so easily then?" Sollux asked.

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Re: Part V
« Reply #463 on: March 30, 2012, 06:08:39 AM »
"This is apparently something that's really bothering you.  I suggest you go onto the computer and research human teeth because I have just run out of giving a fuck," Karkat explained.

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Re: Part V
« Reply #464 on: March 30, 2012, 08:10:27 AM »
"Yeah, I'm naked and covered in blood," Sollux pointed out.